Dirty Dan
Come gather round as the story is told
Of the bank robbing fool who smelt slightly of mold
He had but two goals
Rob the bank Rio Grande
And be the most famous bank robber in all the land
(Chorus)
Well he never took a bath
And he never washed his hair
And they say he never changed his underwear
And they called him Dirty Dan
Which I can understand
He was the smelliest bank robber in all the land
Many a time Dan snuck into that bank
And each time he was caught by the Sheriff named Hank
No matter his plan Dan always would fail
Cause Sheriff Hank was there waitin’ to throw him in jail
(To Chorus)
One day Dan gave up his bank robbin’ goal
He tracked down old Hank and said I’ve got to know
How you managed each time I snuck into that bank
To always be waitin’ for me Sheriff Hank
And Hank Said
Well you never took a bath
And you never washed your hair
And they say you never changed your underwear
And I could always tell it was your bank robbin’ day
Cause I could smell you comin”
From a mile away……
